Michael Romney

Michael Romney (Born January 20) is the father of Stephen, Kyle, Kim and Jason and the husband of Clara. According to the strip, he is 41 years old and was born in

Chicago, Illinois. Michael has also stated that he majored in English studies at the fictional Engend College. He works at Robinson and Associates. His occupation is an unspecified white-collar office job, although his coworkers and his boss, Frederick Robinson, have appeared in the strip. He also has some trouble with giving Christmas presents; he once mixed up the family's Christmas gifts due to exhaustion and confusing Jason's request for cash and Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots for a Walk the Line CD and four solid metal gears, respectively.